Lindsay Lohan Headed Back to Jail!

Surprise, surprise! Lindsay failed her drug test, which was mandated by the court as a condition for her probation and she seems to be headed back to jail. In result of the violation, she will reportedly spend 30 days in prison (which means roughly just 10 days for celebs like her).

LiLo confirmed this on her Twitter account, saying:

“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.”

Lindsay adds that she is doing her best to overcome her addiction and that she is prepared to face the consequences of her (crazy) actions. The once cute child star has obviously had it pretty bad lately. She seems to be the “queen of tabloids” these past years.

A lot of people genuinely wish her well and want her to overcome her addictions but it seems that she hasn’t changed one bit yet. If she doesn’t learn her lesson in time, there won’t be anything left to salvage.

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The Skinny on the Skinniest

Hollywood is known to be the dump site of pretty anorexic women. Unfortunately, eating disorders are very rampant today, especially with the young celebs of Hollywood.

The culprit behind the stars skinny obsession is said to be Rachel Zoe. If you haven’t heard of her yet, then you’re probably from a different, saner planet. The stylist to the stars, known for her boho chic glamour, is scarily too thin for TV. Nevertheless, her show “The Rachel Zoe Project” is now on its 3rd season and surprisingly still gets a lot of viewers despite the stylist’s obvious weight issues.

She has also been known to blurt out expressions like “It’s Bananas!” and “I Die!” in her reality show. This skinny fashionista caters to a long list of stars like Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Molly Sims and Eva Mendez. There are also these skinny celeb followers of her dubbed as the “Zoebots” because of their strangely similar sizes (zero) and bad habits (meth  and coke binging). Two of her most popular Zoebots include Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, who both surprisingly (sarcasm) spent some time in jail.

Big-ups to Nicole Richie though, for her newly-found life of motherhood, which I think really saved her from becoming more self-destructive. She has also put on some pounds and now looks healthier and normal. Her much publicized split-up with Rachel Zoe must have been good for her.

And I remember her trashing Zoe on her my space page a few years back:

BLIND ITEM: What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices [sic] of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist [sic] instead of a nutritionist?

HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…

And the claws come out. RAWR! The catfight is over now though and the two have made up. Things are looking good for Nicole while Zoe Mama’s other Zoebot (LiLo) still faces the consequences of her drug addiction.

Despite the Chanel-obsessed stylist’s eating habits, I still give props to her amazing eye for style. I just hope she doesn’t literally “die” in the third season. That would be hell for her loyal puppy Brad Goreski! 😉

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