Kim Kardashian Angry About Her Sex Doll

Okay, first of all, eeeww. Sex dolls are made for losers who can’t get laid in real life or maybe have a weird obsession over plastic (Spencer Pratt, maybe?). But since this story involves a Kardashian, I feel that it is still buzzworthy.

The Gist: The curvy reality star, who rose to stardom because of her sex tape with Ray-J, is threatening to sue a company for making a sex doll in her likeness.

Pipedream Products also aptly named the doll “Kinky Kim”, which is just another insult added to injury. And although they claim that the love doll’s similarity to Kim K is purely coincidental, get a load of the description on the box:

“Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken!”

Hmmm… purely coincidental?

P.S.

The adult novelty company also has a huge selection of blow-up dolls who “coincidentally” looks like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and many other stars. How many “coincidences” can you get away with, really?

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Chelsea Handler’s VMA hosting stint a disappointment?

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We all know her as the alcoholic and rather offensive comedian who often yaps about sex jokes in her show. Chelsea Handler’s musings and jokes are sometimes controversial, plus she reportedly has an old sex tape (which she says she made as a joke). Not buying it!

Anyhoo, the raunchy comedian got the spot for hosting this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. Critics were, unfortunately, more than unimpressed by her performance. Both The New York Times and Washington Post agreed that she was “out-of-touch” with her punchlines.

The show, however, still had about 11 million viewers tuned that night. MTV fans turned out to be loyal despite the host’s disappointing performance. My take on it is to bring back Russell Brand or maybe have Kathy Griffin co-host with Chelsea. It will be fun to watch the two snarky girls have a go at each other!

Paris Hilton’s Latest Mugshot

Paris Hilton is now a household name, thanks to her scandalous sex tape a few years ago. This hotel heiress, who is famous for being famous, has often led the pack of celebutants strutting down the hotspots of Hollywood.

Her jail stint in 2007 was a media fest and we all saw how daddy’s little princess sobbed as she was cuffed by the popo. She was sentenced to 45 days in prison. Since she is who she is, she only served 23 days behind bars. After she got out, everyone thought she would learn her lesson.

Well that doesn’t seem to be the case as she is currently facing another bout with the law. A few weeks ago, Paris was driving around Las Vegas with her boyfriend Cy Waits. The black Escalade they were in was reeking of burnt marijuana, making the police approach and question the couple. As Paris took out her lip balm in her purse, a small packet of cocaine fell in plain sight of the officers.

The coke-binging couple was arrested and it seems that court dates are waiting for the heiress again. Oh well, at least she looks good in her latest mugshot

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